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I'd like to point out DexX's inadequacies.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

As a lover, or as a human in general?

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Like Chicken Soup for the Homeless Soul

You tell us.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

As a kangaroo humper, I'd say he's first rate. He's also his country's favorite in the international biscut race finals.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe's just jealous.

God only knows why, but he is, anyway.

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