(I have no idea what this is so I'm calling it a mongoose till one of you tell me.)

- Still Benny wouldn't admit he had a problem.

- Joe had never known which was more ingrained in him: his sense of humor or his love of animals. A can of Sprite, a camera, and a dead mongoose later and the mystery was solved.

- As Detective Smith surveyed the crime scene, he only knew one thing for sure: Eddie "Ass Sniffer" Pravano had sniffed his last ass.

- Fred didn't care about NutraSweet warnings. Fred didn't care about studies done with lab rats. Fred didn't care about a goddamned thing but the ponies. I'll miss Fred. --- Fred's Eulogy

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Shit, sorry about that. That's not how it previewed. If you want to see it:

http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0446.jpg

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hunter Joe had learned to exploit a little known fact about woodchucks: They will do ANYTHING for a can of soda pop. It almost made it a shame to pull the trigger.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- Bob The Beaver had always been one of lifes
risk takers. Yet when he tried to ride the heavily
shaken Soda can across I90 , you knew it was going
to end Badly.

- "Hey , mom , if you think i look bad , you should
see the other guy.

- Despite seeing it recently in a porno movie , Jeb
couldnt understand why he wasnt turned on be seeing
a can of soda on a hairy beaver.

- "New Afghan missile launcher fails to hit target".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I borrowed it and hosted it on my webspace...

- "You bastard... that was spiked, wasn't it?"

- Once again, the Emperor's life had been saved by a loyal food-testing woodchuck.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

There he is, still as a wooden badger once again.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When Mr. Snurkle awoke, he thought he'd died and gone to Hell. Then he discovered he still had half a can of beer.

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From the author of 'Watership Down' comes the new epic book 'Suck the Suds Down'.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Nasty, you got me with that one. Tell him what he wins, Johnny:

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