Get your mom some flowers you dang jerks!!!

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obscenity filter is off

Flowers should be indicted for perjury before a grand jury.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I baked cupcakes. They'll be gone in an hour tops.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I sent my mom an email.

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

I'm not all that romantically inclined toward my mom.

I like her and all, just not in that way.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I, on the other hand, would totally do your mom.

And have.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Doh! I walked right into that burn with gasoline drawers on.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Is that a BMW E36?

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obscenity filter is off

I got my wife two snow days for Valentine's Day.

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I has a flavor!

biped

But no one is "indicted before a grand jury." A grand jury issues indictments. Therefore, your admonition is nonsensical.

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Yes, but I was talking about being indicted for committing perjury before a grand jury.   Therefore, your admonition and erroneous posting of a Hoss picture reacting negatively to my post is nonsensical.

This is Hoss' true reaction--to your post.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I got herpes.

biped

Were you really? I remind you that you are under oath. 

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Shit! I forgot to hold my annual circle jerk this year!

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Poop.

boorite

No, I remind you that you are under oath.

Hee haw, classic "dipsy-doodle" comeback.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.