Who would win on the field of battle: the Rock Brigade or the Metal Militia?

Also, who would win in a fight: Jesus or Son of Kong?

I need to know for a school report. Thanks.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

who are those guys?

dammit jim, i need more info!

son of kong, hands down. unless the battle takes place in deep water. then i gotta give it to the carpenter guy.

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Kill Whitey.

Kiss Army could play both sides against each other, so they'd win.

Also, Frankenstein Jr would beat Jesus and Son of Kong.

[quote]who are those guys?
dammit jim, i need more info![/quote]

So far my research has turned up the following:

[i]Look out it's the rock brigade,
Oh no, it's the rock brigade[/i]

That's according to the noted authorities, Def Leppard.

Metallica offers the following information regarding the "metal militia":

[i]Metal militia! Metal Militia!
Metal Militia! Metal Militia![/i]

Hope that helps.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

In a fight between Jesus and Son of Kong the only winner can be Robert Duvall's back.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

the metal mullisha is Gwar

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Robert Duvall in the mall.

Summer, winter, spring and fall.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

These guys would totally win.

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choadwarrior

The Kiss Army always wins. Because they have the Love Gun.

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BigFrank105

I didn't realize the Douchebag Crew were involved in this fight.

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Watch out! They'll hit you with their Douchebag Pipes.

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