- "Shit, I hope he doesn't find that doggie hash-cookie I hid up my arse..."

- "What's going on? Oh, I see... he wants to sniff all our bums!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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[*]Cop: "All this so I could feel up the dog."
[*]Dog: "Me next! Me next! This looks like more fun than sniffing!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No matter how hard the cop searched , he would never find Fido's "Hidden Pocket".

"No Officer , i told you. Thats Dog Shit. Its not in anyway a 3lb block of Grade A heroin. No Sirree"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Having made the phone call to the police, Ruff played along for fear that his master would know who had ratted them out.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- Having had reports of ball lickin' in the neighborhood, Officer Pete rounds up the usual suspects.

- "Why don't you boys make it easy on yourselfs and tell me which one of you is the boss, Mr. Fido."

- "I'm looking for a hacker. Goes by the name Kibbles N Bits N Bits N Bits."

- Ed had always dismissed thoughts of his dog Spot being gay. Until one day, when they walked by a crime scene...

- Dear Alpo, I never thought this would happen to me...

- The officer closely inspected the victims. Yep, there was no doubt about it. This was the work of Tobor.

- Following a hunch, Officer Joe finds the gay mafia's headquarters down at Receiving.

- "There's been a sexual assault, boys, and Mrs. Morgan's leg is here to identify the perpetrator."

- Turkey's done.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The gang learned they had seriously overestimated the cop's sense of humor when they began to fart the Hallelujah Chorus.

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