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I has a flavor!

Actually, he considers that bragging.

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What others say about boorite!

Bergie began to doubt the way to start his own investment finance company was to advertise on his shirt that he could be the Official Federal Financing rate.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And, the back of his shirt reads: "...Gay Mexican Midgets".

I think the white stains already effectively convey the jerking off message, and the text should read "no shit!"

Off's the name of his son.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.