Oh, yeah, it's true.  I've been there.

In the mean time, read these!  And please, leave comments!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I don't get any of them.

Well, maybe #2, but if the joke is what I think it is it's not funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Do you have any suggestions for me?  I'd really like to hear 'em :D

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I'd like to give 'em.  But I have no idea where to start.

What joke were you going for in, say, the first one?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Honestly speaking here, I forgot a little.  But it was that guys watch football so much that the wives think something's up; and it turns out the men masturbate to the players.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Ya, I didn't get the masturbation bit.  I suppose you thump yourself when you're masturbating?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I guess so :P

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Remind me never to let you masturbate me.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't think the train is supposed to go like that.

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What others say about boorite!

i think the Accepted Internet Term (or AIT) for jerking it is *fap*

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