As soon as I saw the line of the first post I thought, 'Say someone's gay!'. Then I saw the next two posts. Then I realized lowbrow humor isn't as unique as I thought.
I'm really an android sent from the future to assassinate BigFrank before he grows up to be the general of an army that fights against the robot menace.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.