Spank the Monkey!

My best honest slap was 450 mph.

My best dishonest slap was 7779 mph. It's amazing how easy it is to cheat on that thing.

HAHA My fastest honest slap is 454... wait a sec.

Do you cheat by brining the cursor out of the window? If so, i could only get to 851 dishonestly.

Using that particular cheat, I got about 790 mph. There's another way that seems to randomly give something like 800, 1300, 3600, or 7700... Or at least that's what I commonly got.