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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If you experience an erection lasting four or more hours while taking Cialis, commandeer a helicopter and fly to the island of coconut-bikini hula dancers.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ron Perlman stars in: The Gods must be Fuckin Whacked!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I never thought I would see that again after giving up the meds.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Okay, gently take the stick in hand...not that stick."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"it is unknown how they do it, these primitive javanese tribesman to whom a blowgun is a complicated piece of machinery, but they seem to be born to pilot helicopters.

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Kill Whitey.

if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours,

consult your physician.

if your penis turns into a decrative autumn squash,

call this man. 

look papa, i'm flyin'

flyin' like a tropical bird on da wind

woooooh!

all thanks to ma special wooden friend

go ebony

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This... Is... PASTA!!!

relevantelephant

ROFL, as far as I'm concerned, you win. 

bumper sticker:

THE GOURD IS MY CO-PILOT

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Battlefield Mirth

No wonder so many pilots carry there own seat cushions.

"This is more fun than having 3 penis gourds up my tragically fowl-feathered and permanently gaped ubungi head-hunter hole! I'll give you 2 cassowary feathers and a conch shell to suck on my gourd right fuckin' now, 'cus I wanna' be even happier!"

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bigworm

Many tales are told of Mubusu, the first member of the Kapiti Tribe to join the Mile High Club.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."