i learned several valuable things from my trip to jamaica

1) i fucking hate flying and will endeavor never to do so again

2) i'm not much of a tropical sorta guy. i like cool temperatures and snow doesn't bother me, but high 80's with shit tons of humidity aint my bag.

3) obtaining weed is so ridicously easy that we scored at the airport before we had even boarded our bus and every 3rd person on the island is apparently a drug dealer

4) after dark don't travel alone. one of my friends got mugged just going nest door to margeritavilla. luckily the beach is pretty well patrolled by cops and security and they broke it up before my dude got hurt. i personally didn't have any trouble at all traveling alone after dark, but i'm not really what most people would think of as an easy victim. looking angry helps keep the riff raff away.

one of my friends with the chef's special brownies

our lovely pool

some jamaican countryside with beautiful brushfire smoke

a scary ass bamboo bridge which i was sure would snap under my ponderous weight...

a mandatory sunset shot

Ugudishmish, a carved idol i now worship, in a heavy rain

my buddy Shen who shelled out the 30 grand for the trip, and his old lady

more jamaican countryside. most of jamaica is countryside.

a large hill or small mountain depending on where you're from mon....

the view out of the back of our villa to the beach.

and last for now is the warning paper they put in every pack of rolling papers telling you you've only got ten wraps left, time to buy more.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

You'd probably like it out west. No humidity, moderate snow, and summers that don't get above 80 except for two weeks in July when it's 90 at noon, but still no higher than 50 at night.

Sorry, all we got is shrooms and meth.

You'd fit in well here. With the angry look that is.

All you need now is a whip and a fedora and you've got yourself an adventure!

Holy jesus god that's a pricey trip!

So those cruise ship commercials lied when they portrayed Jamaica as nothing but white sand beaches and scantily clad native girls offering free blowjobs?

Bless them for thinking of the consumer.

AngryAmerican

Does Shen know his "old lady" is only 12?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yeah but she's really mature for her age.

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Kill Whitey.

What, he bought her? Jamacai is so laid back about these things man.

On that pic with Shen there appears to be a rocking horses ass sticking out from under that rock they are sitting on (seriously, check it out). A gift for the old lady perhaps?

And dude, I would so mug you.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Has Shen ever thought of, you know, consuming his wife if he got really hungry?

30 grand for the trip? Did Shen pay for everyone? And does he need any more friends?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

Big Shen can never return to the mainland. Big Shen say "First you babysit for Shen, friendship come later perhaps"

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Big Shen eats bricks and shits Honda Civics.

I was gonna use the word "punawny" but then taht Rizla wrapper shot made me crease myself laughing too much.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Looks like an awesome vacation. The first thing I wanted to do after seeing all the pics was to taunt Shen and his 8 year old "old lady" but apparently everyone else was ready to jump all over that. Nice vacation update though. I'm jealous.

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You don't know what I got... .

Where have I seen Ugudishmish before?

Oh. Riiiiight.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old