Hello, asshats. I was told you might be in need of my services. Here's my application:

Application Page 1

Application Page 2

Later, suckers.

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So much better than you it hurts.

Wow. Someone's got a little too much time on their hands.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Even bigfrank could have come up with something funnier than this.

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You don't know what I got... .

I didn't know 'fuckstickery' was a word.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

i'm pretty sure i know that guy.

i thought his application was brilliant. very qualified for trolling.

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Kill Whitey.

I have to admit to having a hearty laugh whilst reading aforementioned linked documents.

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I has a flavor!

I enjoy these files.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

We will keep your application on file for 30 days, after which, if you are not hired, you will need to resubmit your application for eligibility of employment.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I missed sub_M7, so I thought I'd try to create an alter ego of a zany but likable forum troll. Also, I was really bored. So I made that application. Then I realized alter egos are a giant pain in the ass.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

I was planning on retiring, but if you insist...

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RAAARRR!!!

gabe_billings

You're telling me!

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You don't know what I got... .