You know what would be messed up? If you took a kid to see a show called Shrek on Ice and it tuned out to be three hours of some guy in an ogre costume stretched out on a mortuary table.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You mean it isn't? Fuck. There goes my weekend.

Aw, I was hoping for Secret Mormon Hell Machines in Furious Beast Sex.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuessTalk about false advertising.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is simply what happened to be on my clipboard at the moment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.