Fuck me in the goat ass, after breaking up with my girlfriend who cut my hair for the past five years I ventured out to a new salon to have my lettuce trimmed. This is the result after a night of drinking to ease the pain...

This close up shows the true caliber of the work...

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GAH!  Was your hair cut by Stevie Wonder?

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I has a flavor!

Holy Mother of God.

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What others say about boorite!

Good thing no one hates you enough to put a picture of that on the Internet.

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Wait... Is that the job the salon did, or is that what the other bar patrons did with a dull knife after you passed out on the floor?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is about the worst that i've looked...ever...in my entire life...but I can't stop laughing at it...

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I personally think you look quite sporting.

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Let's get dangerous!

I want to lick it.

I will be auctioning off the rights to shave my head here...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180103299933

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I'll give you three bucks and a back massage.

I shaved my own head once. While drunk. It looked as if I was suffering from acute radiation poisoning. Tough break, man.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'd totally bid on that, but I'd probably just end up making a wrong turn.

I have been shaving my head biweekly since 1996 and only stopped about six months ago because my wife kept calling me a skinhead, to which I replied she better keep her spic mouth shut if she doesn't want a knuckle sandwich for breakfast everyday.

Your auction coincidentally ends on her birthday. If you'll come to New Orleans I'll win the auction and let her shave your head as her present, from me.

I've also been shaving my head since the late 90s, and I haven't quit. The only thing my wife makes fun of is when I shave my beard too. It only happened once, on Halloween when I went as Mr. Clean. "Don't ever do that again," she said. It looked awful.

I'll pay you $5 if I get to shave your balls, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'll bid on the video.

Hair today, gone tomorrow...

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i always joke and call matclarke 'pussy magnet' but he's now been demoted to 'handjob magnet.' (if he wouldn't have shaved it, it would have been 'kiss on the cheek and a handshake goodnight magnet')

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Bald Head. Tough Guy Sunglasses. Obligatory Myspace Driving Pic.

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I can't begin to tell you how much better the new cut looks. If you looked like you did in that first pic, I wouldn't even stop to piss on you if you were on fire.

Now I'd gladly stop and take a dump on you if you were on fire.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thanks in advance for the excrement.

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matclarke

So where's your obligatory "black and white shot of you wearing black eyeliner and looking away from the camera" myspace pic?

I think those sunglasses are better described as "giant hunks of translucent plastic that fit around grandpa's nearly-as-enormous prescription glasses" sunglasses.

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"giant hunks of translucent plastic that fit around grandpa's nearly-as-enormous prescription glasses"

All the cool kids are doing it. Or so I read in US magazine.

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