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I has a flavor!

The Wrath Of Dong.

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Let's get dangerous!

It's not quite as big as Spock's but it will do... it...will....do.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Live shlong and prosper.

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Let's get dangerous!

Don't tell me how to do it...it sickens me.

Can we get some filters in here? All this pink light is making me look gay!

"Seriously...  You want me to read my lines while holding this huge, intergalatic dildo?   Are you nuts, Gene?"

"He-he. Now I've got that big bald guy's dick he'll HAVE to be the reciever this time."

I've got an offering for the green torso woman...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

has anyone seen the rest of boorite omg lol

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What others say about boorite!

if Jimmy Hendrix knew what they were gonna use it for, he'd never have agreed to it

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what if nigger meant kite

it looks like a penis.

nuff said.

After a frantic search of his dressing room, one single thought finally dawned on a livid Geoge Takei:  "Shatner."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's so... so... tantilising!

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This... Is... PASTA!!!

Spock's suppository has arrived.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The federations first encounter with the race known as Tribbles resulted in the taking of many trophies , including the only known "Tribblecock"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"