I am basically being forced to take part in a Buffy The Musical play for some reason. Apparently I love Buffy, even though I have never watched it for longer than a minute in my life. Should I just go along and sing and dance or whatever or should I take my own life before I have to even start doing it.

Also, appantly I have the position of Spike whos gets to kiss buffy at the end.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

If it leads to sex I say you do it. Otherwise, fake your death. That way not only will you get to avoid having to take part, but you'll get the added bonus of not dying.

Apart from the dodgy blonde hair and the fact that he's a pom, Spike is pretty bad-ass, or was, until they put a behaviour modification chip in his head.

I say do it, and make sure to get us some photos.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I would say that unless someone has a gun to your head 24/7, or you have no balls whatsoever you should say fuckin fuck you to whoever is pressuring you to take part in this sad affair.*

 *unless you're behind the scenes where you can get stoned and fuck things up because you're high and blame it on a drug addiction and get sympathy ass for being a hopeless loser.**

**if that works please let me know so i can get into set building...

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Kill Whitey.

It's not a gun I'm being threatened with, it's witch/vampire/succubus/whatever lesbians whos will most probably rip my balls out and sacrafice them to satan. These uh... 'things' get high all the time as far as I know. Plus my girlfriend happens to really like the soundtrack to it.

So I guess faking my death is the best option thus far.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

AWESOME!!! I love the Buffy musical. Plus, you'll get to sing the line "First I'll save her, then I'LL kill her!"

I'd want to put on a wig and fake boobs and play Tara, just because I love "Under Your Spell."

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I has a flavor!

I'll alert Amnesty International.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You do not decide what to do with your own life, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you a motivational course. Just get used to it.

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What others say about boorite!

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe...

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I has a flavor!

How the hell can vampires get erections? If their hearts don't beat, how the hell does their blood flow? That's the only thing that really bothered me when I watched Buffy.

And if their hearts don't beat, that's the point of jamming a steak throught it?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

HotRodDeathToll

Where the hell have YOU been?