In memory of Douglas Adams, May 25th has been designated Towel Day.

And if, like myself, you wondered, "Why May 25th?" Check the link above.

"You guys are so unhip, it's a wonder your bums don't fall off."

-Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hooray!

I'd say more, but my dolphin just ran away and left me a note...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

can I use a heavily modified face flannel?

I'll be traveling and towel'd.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Like John Peel Day, except with less obscure music and more bathroom accessories.  I approve.  

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'll celebrate it with a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I'm currently wearing naught but a towel. Time to go hitchhike.

I'll need to see the forms for this.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

this works out well since may 25th is my birthday and we're going to san diego for it. me and my beach towel will honor him a good chunk of the day, feet from the pacific ocean. (i'll warn you in advance if i spot any unusual dolphin migratory patterns)

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what if nigger meant kite

Oddly enough, my xbox died today, and I've managed to fix it (atleast for now) using a Towel.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Hey! Towel day is also my Birthday..and I got TOWELS for my birthday! OooOOOoooSpoooky!

 Bind Moggeling!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

sweetness - did you leave the Hoopy Froods comment on that link or what that someone else?

My boss and I made everyone in our team bring a towel to work and stick a little cut out of a fish to our headsets.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Towel day, shmowel day, double bowel day

I hate Towel day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Like Christmas or Valentine's Day, it can be a tough one to go at alone.

I hate made-up holidays, except of course the ones i invent, like National Poo Week, or Donate-a-Brain Day.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

And Earth Day. Fuck that holiday.

I didn't carry a towel around all day, but I did wear my 42 shirt.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The only made-up holiday I like is National Gorilla Suit Day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Yeah, but the rest of us hate it because we have to buy or rent those itchy gorilla suits.

RIMSHOT!

Not Biped. He doesn't need a suit.

He already looks like a gorilla!!

Haw, haw, OMG -- munchy crunchy chocolatey super-burn right there.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hey!  I overheard that.

Actually, I barely have a hair on my body except for pubes. Try visualizing that for awhile.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.