For OPC 37, give us a single panel of a news story being reported by a live reporter. You don't have to use the guy with a mike, any character can be your journalist.

Must be new comics. Photoshop is fine. Enter as many times as you like.

Extra credit phrase: extreme measures

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 37: Extreme Measures']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC37, part one']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC37, part two']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC37, part three']

Hah! I have broken the rules without breaking the rules!  OK, I was just trying to get the joke in without a disqualification.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Hey, I'm sposed to judge this!

Biped wins! Conspiracy!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker