We've all done it. We've all tried to fuck with the Jesus. Post your first Jesus comic here. I know, they can't all be as good as kramer v kramer's. Do it - do it and shame the devil.

Here's mine:

[Click to view comic: 'Don't Mess With The Jesus']

It was my 27th one. Sigh.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Wow, it took me 2 years b4 I gave Jesus his break.

[Click to view comic: 'Teh Omen - The salt of the etheral is bad for you.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Evangelism']

That's my first one that I remember. I recently went back and switched the 3reasons jesus with Injokester's because it fit better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'The "meat and potatoes" stripcreator Christianity sketch']

[Click to view comic: 'CC155: An Evening with Jesus H. Christ']

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I has a flavor!

Didn't take me long - it's my second comic.

[Click to view comic: 'American Sacrilege Pie']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

One of my first 20 or so, and also the one with the most positive comments ever out of mine:

 [Click to view comic: 'Spirit guide, part 2']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Alas, my first Jesus comic was a part of the tragedy which was a serial comic:

 [Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic 8: They Usually Don't Suck This Much 'Til Later']

Of course it makes no sense.  It made no sense even as part of the serial comic.  More alas, I got through three years of my comics and didn't see another.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

My first comic was my first Jesus comic:

[Click to view comic: 'How hung is god?']

[Click to view comic: 'Cheesus Movies (Just Wrong on Many Levels)']

[Click to view comic: 'Fromage Homage! More Sweet Cheesus Movies']

[Click to view comic: 'Sweet Cheesus...Will it Never End?']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'The Toga Bar - What the hell.']

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Shovel Ready

Took me almost a year -

[Click to view comic: 'CCIX #17: NaE']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

My first was a Easter comic

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Here is my first "normal" one

[Click to view comic: 'Swim with the Jeezfish']

And here is my favorite.

[Click to view comic: 'McButchers IX']

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I long ago deleted my first Jesus comic. This is the only one that shows up anymore in my comic history:

[Click to view comic: 'Choose your own divine biblical adventure']

Not as bad as my first drug comic at least.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My only one (51st overall):

[Click to view comic: 'RCL Intermezzo: The Air That I Breathe']

Ha ha, I should give a bit of a noob alert on this one. In my defence it does make a little bit of sense if you read the whole series (which I wouldn't recommend).

[Click to view comic: 'You Guessed It- A Strip About VOI's Anus, part 16.']

Well I did at least spell, but otherwise I think every one of the rules I put up in the "I don't know how to post in a thread" thread.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I used Christ in my second comic. It was for an FTC contest, so using him was dictated by the rules:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: You're the great Jesus Christ']

The first time I used Christ on my own was as part of a DBZ parody:

[Click to view comic: 'Anime Guide 7 - Dragonball Z Part 7']

Anyone else remember the "AHA! It is me, Jesus!" meme? 

Xuanwuyeah that was fun. (until jesus got all prima donna about the size of his trailer)

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'G.I. Jesus']

Only took me 19 comics to start blasphemy.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Click to view comic: 'Of Scarlet letters and such...']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I didn't wait long, my very first comic featured Jesus. It went downhill from there.

[Click to view comic: 'They melt in your mouth...']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.