For full story...http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070607/News01/706070318

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obscenity filter is off

if seeing the new fad in hood ornaments among the insanely rich bothers you, you REALLY don't want to know what the truck's tires were made from

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what if nigger meant kite

Some people will do anything to use handicapped parking

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

What are ya deaf too? I said I wanted a truck with a quad cab!! 

That new transformers movie looks pretty awful

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Well," he thought, "If being hit by a truck can cripple him, maybe being hit by another truck will uncripple him!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"GO AROUND, GODDAMMIT!!"

"Got 'im!  I thought I'd never get to 250!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Stop me if you've heard this one! How many 'tards does it take to change a headlight? ONE! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

Sure, it looks silly, but it sure as hell keeps the bugs off your grill.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Special mention in the tractor pull event goes to...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.