What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

One says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud".

The other says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe"!

H4W!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Puns in the Face']

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I has a flavor!

What's the difference between Zaster and a cunt?

Nothing!!!

Haha! Now you got burned!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Click to view comic: 'CC 300: Have sheep, wool travel']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Click to view comic: 'meanwhile, somewhere in Scotland...']

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what if nigger meant kite

It's... no use... I still hear the taunts ringing in my ears.

Damn you, Young Scot!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.