In this youtube I posted in Beat the Youtube thread, Kirk Cameron posits that the reason you can prove evolution doesn't exist is because there is no evidence in the fossil record of a "crocaduck," and then he holds up a picture of a hybrid crocodile and duck.

A friend and I were chatting yesterday, and he wants to make a Kirk's Menagerie website filled with other examples of animals that don't exist to help Kirk make his ridiculous point.

Examples we came up with were:

tarantullama
alligopher
chipmonkey
elephin
Praying Manatee
flamingoat
rhinosterich
gorillagator
meercatfish
fully evolved and self-actualized christian

Tonight, he made this pic of the graceful and elegant Flamingoat:

If anyone would like to help us help Kirk, please post your "discoveries" here.

Redfeather pointed out the original crocaduck video is no longer available...sure enough, it's been re-posted.

also, here's a mighty, noble, intelligent elephin:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-hybrids2.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-mutations.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-4.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-3.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-part-2.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies-part.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/animal-anomalies.php

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Poop.

[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/PrayingManatee.jpg[/IMG]

A Praying Manatee.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

With the new discovery of cat-people, slavery once again rears its ugly head...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Dear god, PETA is fillied with furries.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Peta has finally found a way to make we want to join. Looks like I lost that bet.