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obscenity filter is off

Then the evil witch, angry at being tricked, waved her magic wand and turned Rick James into a donkey.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Everyone tried to tell Christina Aguilera that her tits looked fake, but she wouldn't believe them.

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I has a flavor!

ULTIMATE CONFUSION SERIES: EPISODE 12 - The Argentine Connection

Jose: I'll take the hottie in the pink.

Miguel: That looks more like red.

Jose: Nope, it's pink, and it's mine.

Miguel: Fine, but I'm taking the one in red.

Jose: Wait. Red like I thought it was, or red like you though it was.

Miguel: Jesus you're a loser. Fuck that goat for all I care.

Jose: What goat?

Jerry Falwell soon discovered that karma is a bitch.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

If you're in Tijuana and you're only willing to spend $5.00 on a hooker, you pretty much get what you deserve.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

SPANKLING!

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what if nigger meant kite

That puts a whole new perspective on "And behold Jesus the king of kings road an ass into Jerusalem."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

after this last stunt, little Miguel's parents finally relented, realizing maybe he really did need a little brother or sister

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what if nigger meant kite

its an unfortunate fact that cut rate plastic surgeons in mexico practice breast implants on the sides of donkeys. sickening really...

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Kill Whitey.

Tammy Faye Baker never traveled to South America without her body double.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Dad?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I'd hit it.

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Poop.

I think I met her once in a nightclub in Dagenham. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.