Hello I am bored and was wondering if anyone has any good suggestions to relieve this. The funnier the better.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

Try video games.

Or women.

(You only get to choose one.)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Watch this video.

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I has a flavor!

drugs and alcohol.

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Kill Whitey.

When I'm bored, I like to break cinder blocks over my head until I see puppies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kill yourself.

1) Set up a video camera

2) Tie one end of a string to your
nut sack.

3) Tie the other end of the string
to a Saint Bernard.

4)Lob meatballs down a steep hill.

5) Watch the video while you recover.

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Shovel Ready

Just thought I'd point out I'm a girl.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

bankerrap

Be creative. You'll figure it out.

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Shovel Ready

bankerrapTie one end of the string to your nipple then.

When I'm bored I log on to this website, or listen to music, or play X-Box.  Sometimes all three at once. 

But then I do reckon I've got a bit of that there ADD and am easily distra

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

bankerrap

That's no reason to not go with the finding a girl option.

up4abeer

That's hilarious.

But it was more hilarious the first time I heard it

However, I can't remember where that was.  Whom did you rip that wonderful moresel off from?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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That's hilarious.

But it was more hilarious the first time I heard it

However, I can't remember where that was. Whom did you rip that wonderful moresel off from?

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It's a replay of a post I did a while back. It once again seemed appropriate.

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Shovel Ready

If you are 18 or older: Show us your boobs.

If you are younger than 18: Wait until you are 18 and then show us your boobs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

ivytheplant

That's no reason to not go with the finding a girl option.

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I has a flavor!

bankerrapline rider is kind of fun

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what if nigger meant kite

so is www.ethanhaaswasright.com

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what if nigger meant kite

Start a war with God.

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What others say about boorite!

You can do nothing... This website has full instructions: www.nothing.net

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Create a full scale model of the death star. Out of Legos.

It won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Play with your boobs.

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obscenity filter is off

Zaster

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matclarkeAnd show them to us.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

create a Boob Star

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what if nigger meant kite