Using my mystic abilites I wrote your horoscopes, enjoy! 

 

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i think i like those. wait, maybe i don't. i don't know.

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Kill Whitey.

I think they should be illustrated by home videos of people getting hurt real bad.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.