...but according to Guinness, the record for world's hottest chili pepper is held by the Habenero Diablo of the south central Chiapas.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This little light of mine... I'm gonna LET IT SHINE!!!

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I has a flavor!

I also enjoyed Big Trouble In Little China.

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Poop.

even if you led a sinful life, you can still get into heaven by giving the Holy Ghost a blowjob

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what if nigger meant kite

He was hungry again an hour later.

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What others say about boorite!

The next phase in LED lighting techology.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

That burger was 100% Three-Mile Island Beef...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

His dentist said it was the worst case of GINGILIGHTIS he has ever seen.

"Oh, God...  Who invited that asshole?  He can literally suck the energy out of any party!"