like $1500 in it.

i woke up to see if it was true and found my wallet filled with food stamps.

im pissed off

I once woke up to find my wallet filled with sword-wielding tigers.  So pardon me if I have no sympathy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I have those dreams all the time. The first one, not the tigers.

When I open my wallet, moths fly out.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

Shit, I read that as "When I open my mouth, moths fly out"

Damn absinth flashback.  

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

A wallet filled with food stamps sounds good to me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Do they still even use the little stamps anymore? I remember seeing people use them when I was little, but people around here use these plastic credit card looking things.

i have no idea. i dont actually have food stamps but the dream was real, and im still pissed off

i once had a dream i could levitate things by pointing at them and "flexing" a certain muscle in my brain. it was one of those dreams where you think you've discovered something so easy that when you wake up, you try it. so when i woke up, i tried it... and it worked! but then i woke up again, and it was one of those dreams inside a dream thingies. i tried it when i woke up the second time, but since you haven't seen me on the front page swimming in a pool of $100's with a gaggle of naked co-eds, you can probably guess how it turned out

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what if nigger meant kite

shank

I guess the saying is true "Its hard out here for a pimp"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Pimpin' ain't easy, yo.

bigfrank's mom was easy though

Shanks, you're a b ig fag, go have sex with a homo ok? Get it over with.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Poop.

lol

mandingo

Oh, I HATE that!  I had a dream that a hot redhead was giving me a blowjob, then I "woke up" and a hot redhead WAS giving me a blowjob.  Then I woke up for real and NOBODY was giving me a blowjob.  I felt cheated.

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I has a flavor!

That's not true.  It's just that shank managed to sneak out of your room before you woke up the second time.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

im pretty good that way

instead of the night stalker, im the night sucker

before, all you dicks