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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

His body says, "Fun fun fun!", but his eyes say, "I really don't trust the asshole taking this picture."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"MY NIPPLES BURST WITH DELIGHT!"

what wet t-shirt contests are like in San Francisco

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what if nigger meant kite

A picture of a young and wild Janet Reno

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Demonstrating the difference between LiveJournal and MySpace: on LJ the cup is full of fake blood.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Ted never did get over his drinking problem.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Romanian women's gymnastics team goes wild.

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I has a flavor!

Dude, this MySpace pic will totally score me some chicks!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm out of beer, guys, so you will have to get a cup of... me!

Wait, where ya goin'? The game's still on. Guys! Guys?

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

the original finale of The Sopranos was slightly worse

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what if nigger meant kite

Applying Tag Body Spray in this manner can only lead to serious bodily injury.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.