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we've secretly replaced the city's water supply with hydrochloric acid. let's watch...

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingoThread over. Mandingo wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They've finally created a hydrant that pees on dogs.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

Suddenly a new contender enters the 'best caption' race! Good one!

Thread on! 

People come from all over Wyoming to enjoy the entertainment attractions of bustling Laramie.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Hey, mom's left nipple does that too.  Always squirts me in the eye when I'm trying to have a peaceful lunch."

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another case of blacksploitation as the black toddler with the wrench who made this possible doesn't even get to enjoy it, getting hauled away for Dolemite and naptime

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'Remember what daddy says, Timmy! Until we get you that operation to separate your feet and re-graft the skin I'm gonna need you to KEEP ONE GODDAMN HAND ON THAT HYDRANT AT ALL FUCKING TIMES!!'

Obviously, that whore, Bionic Woman, had a bastard son out of wedlock!

Adding "make a hydrant come" to his life list of accomplishments, Timmy was going to work on the next goal, "make a stoned man bleed."

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Back in the day, Superman was a favorite in the ghetto.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

In Soviet Russia, hydrant pees on YOU!

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