You've been woken up by a loud bang, and suddenly you have some sort of super power, but you continue your day job. Why?

Show in a comic or a series of comic what your abilities are, and why you continue to keep your dayjob.

No repeats or photoshops.

Judging within half a fortnight.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

What is this "job" thing?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 369: Game night']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Neither A Borrower']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1686']

[Click to view comic: 'Super powers']

[Click to view comic: 'like an eagle']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Silent Blessing (CC 369)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 369: Yaaaay, Super Powers!!!']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1689']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 369: Emotionally Crippled Telekinetic Man']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 369: Emotionally Crippled Telekinetic Man Strikes Again!']

[Click to view comic: 'Sometimes You Gotta Do Whom You Gotta Do']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1690']

choadwarrior

Just the name "White Whornado" should win you this contest.  I couldn't stop laughing!

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

So! You saw my name as the last poster and thought that I was going to judge this thing?

 Ha!

I'm going to judge a bit later, so bring in those entries. 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC369: Super Father Frank's win-win situation']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 369: Why We Fight']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If you're in this list I really liked your comic but it didn't win:

Namgubed, Angry American, choadwarrior, themushroom

If this is your comic. Hey! You won. 

[Click to view comic: 'CC'] 

If you're not mentioned that means that I've got a special place for you in my heart. 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Honored. Rough choices. Though you chose wrong. ;-)

Okay, HCR, hit us baby one more time.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I'll have to spend some time thinking up a good one.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hey congrats to HCR.

PS: you suck. :D :) ;)

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I made a comic about the handicapped and I didn't even get a shout out? What is this site coming to?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasel, you got a special place in my heart. Ain't that good enough for ya?! ;)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Pffft, your heart doesn't even have cable.

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Poop.