1) Set up video camera

2) Tie one end of a string to nut sack.

3) Tie the other end of string to Saint Bernard.

4)Lob meatballs down a steep hill.

5) Watch the video during recovery.

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6) Pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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Archaeologists have carbon-dated this joke at around 302 AD.  This is at the very least the third time it's appeared on stripcreator alone.

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not_Scyess

Well let's mix the fucker up a bit.

1) Set up video camera

2) Tie one end of string to a Nun's fanny flap.

3) Tie the other end of string to her father's fat one.

4) Lob my cock down Nun's throat as I pull on string causing her father to invade her blessed bajingo.

5) Watch the video with Boorite.

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Poo perhaps?

1. set up video camera

2. tie nuts to end of fishing line

3. cast out into a sea of tuna

4. catch crabs

5. watch the video when i'm 90 and they're no longer biting

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what if nigger meant kite