Molesto
Stabby
Schlongo
Rapey
Capo
G-Unit
Frankenstein
Dave

These are all terrible names for clowns. Please don't ever name a clown any of these things. Clowns with names like these are not really your friends. And I shouldn't tell you this but Schlongo's clown car has been seen parked outside your girlfriend's apartment.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ebolzo

Shingles

Crampy

Hitler

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Vince

Shits

Fuckles

Big Dick

Deathy

Jacko

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pogo

George Bush

Pennywise

Irritable Bowel Syndromey

Sticky

Dingleberry

Dachau

Discharge

Oldcastle (that one's dated)

K-Y

In general, stay away from "D" names.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Ass

Murderin'

Billy The Pyromaniac

Antidisestablishmentarianismy

Ku Klux

John The Accountant

Herbie the Genital Wart

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Chairman

Pikachu

Bobbit

Previously Incarcerated

Pedo

Floatey

Corpse of

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

John Wayne Gacy

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

That's what I meant when I said Pogo.

i can't beat Fuckles or Schlongo. and i've tried. i have the ointment to prove it

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what if nigger meant kite