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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Vote... Vote for Hillary... The Nipples Command You...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

further proof that Hillary's a cold bitch

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what if nigger meant kite

Queen Padmé Amidala and Sith Lord Darth Rodman

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"WHO'S GOT THE FUCKING INTERNS NOW, BILL!?!??!?"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Oh, goddamn, that's hot.  I'd bang her so hard she wouldn't know what way was East.

And Natalie Portman's not bad either.

(ba-dum-baaaaaaaa)

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I has a flavor!

This picture makes my penis feel so conflicted.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

along the lines of what nS said:

Hilary wants to outdo her former president husband in every way possible... starting with getting hot interns instead of chubbies.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

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Stop all this fighting!.....Use guns!!!

Holding Hands Are We? I'll be watching you two. And you too  Naked Guy

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

"...and this is what they look like after you tweak them!"

it took me about 2 hours to notice that Hillary Clinton is even in the picture.

Natalie's nips are like an optical illusion.... mmmmmmm

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Fisting Democrats gets Portman all hot.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

"Now we just wait... till Bill takes the bait."

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i do signature later...

"We're not gay," explained Natalie, "because Hilary is technically a man.  A well hung man, I should add!"

Don't look down, don't look down...damn I looked

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"Are you an aethist?" "Yes, I'm from Brooklyn" ~Angel Heart