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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

they tried dropping something on his head to reverse the effect, but that just made him drum all the harder

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what if nigger meant kite

the form of the Destructor has been chosen.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmericanlool lool

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what if nigger meant kite

Marty Missilehead tried to drum up new membership to his First Church of the Last Laugh. He was as popular as the Reverend Ike until the Cold War ended.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

...and his father, the Trans America building, stood in pride as the retarded offspring marched on.

Even a drum-playing spokesman couldn't drum up sales for Nuclear Warhead In A Box restaurants.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."