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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

A typical Windows ME user experiences another General Protection Fault.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Boss: I'm sorry, but in these hard times I have to do the patriotic thing and lay you off. You understand.

Chimp: oh... sure... I know. Anthrax and all... right. Can I just call my wife and tell her I'll be coming home hammered?

Boss: Security! Take this man away! He's threatening to use company property!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Years of excess had not been kind to Bozo the Clown.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

President Bush was having a particularly bad hair day.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

- Santa's pretend?

- Say it ain't so Joe.

- A NY Yankees fan.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wool sweaters always gave Frank an allergic reaction from Hell.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Years of Red Bull-quaffing take their toll on both Andy's nerves and his good looks.

When everyone saw AndyDougan's maw, they all realized why he was so bitter.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You know, when i did that, i got YELLED at. becuase the image was so DANG BIG. but NO... you dont...

jk

At 250KB, yes, NastyPope's image is a bit big. You should never really post a picture on a web borad like this over 100KB. Nate, the one you got yelled at for posting was three and a half megabytes - fourteen times the size of the picture that began this thread.

I was planning to mention this to NP, but I hardly think [u]you[/u] have the right to whinge in this case.

PS. My caption: "You bastard! That was the last banana!"

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"Somewhere in the world, people are mocking my personal ad photo by making little captions to it...."

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!

That is the single ugliest animal I have ever seen.

The Adoption agency only had one child left for Martha and Bob.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

*yurgh!* "That's the last-" *argh!* "-time I eat-" *yeoww!* "-curried bananas!" *gah!*

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I just made that picture my windows wallpaper at work. It truly and succinctly summarizes my feelings about 80% of the time, here.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Either someone snuck in and changed my resolution, or that monkey just shrunk.

My monkey has been shrinking lately, too. I think I need more iron.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I realized waaaay too late that I sent the full sized pic up to my server when I first posted this. Sorry for all those poor souls stuck on low bandwidth. I sent up the small pic, but if anyone wants the large one, id be happy to email it to you just let me know.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I am sure Nate will forgive you. ;)

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"I'm not lying! My uncle did fondle me there!"

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.