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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

There are easier ways to get baked.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Whole human in underpants, a modest meal at a modest price.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

An actual image from Jeffrey Dahmer's porn stash.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

But is it free range?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

After his last campaign backfired, Jamie Oliver and his smug Essex arse take on a less controversial target.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

HCRoyall

You can taste the difference in the caged ones - the ones that spend all day in those tower blocks and housing projects? The crack cocaine really gives the meat a kick.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

18,350 pounds for a 71 KG human?

that's 258 pounds a KG! i can eat free range homeless for much less than that. Christ, British groceries are expensive...

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Kill Whitey.

I prefer to eat the rich. The meat is so soft you can cut it with a fork.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

how much for just the breast?

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what if nigger meant kite

Light meat, or dark? I've got some light meat here...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

If, I were trapped inside a cellophane wrapper, the last thing I'd be trying to do is giving myself a blowjob!

That is only one of the differences between us, my friend.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And you wonder why it took so long to get out that Soylent Green was people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Whole? I was hoping for boned. But he is in the right position to fix that...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I'll show you a marinade.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

racist