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Kill Whitey.

Sure I was a bit skinny growing up, but then they opened a Wendy's in my neighborhood. All I can say is thank you Dave Thomas for the .99 value menu!

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Kill Whitey.

Barry Bonds got his first taste of steroids when he was Mark McGuire's needle.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Look at the size of this kid's feet!  He must be hung like a black guy!

Juiced? *klonk* I coulda had a V-8!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.