[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, Smurph (Week of 1/20 - 1/26 - LATE)']

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Happy Birthday!

Yes you big onion, happy birthday indeed.

Do you even read this site any more?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Happy birthday to you

You live in a zoo

You look like a monkey

And you smell like one, too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

bipedthey should put Smurfs in zoos. or labor camps. or in Richard Gere's nightstand drawer next to the ziplock bags

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what if nigger meant kite

Or in zoos, ha ha.

Oh wait, you already said that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YOU DID

burn

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what if nigger meant kite

Har! I've been active since last September, just not in the conventional sense. That is, I'm a lazy bastard who can't think of comics.

Thanks for the wishes though, much appreciated.