Exit polls reveal that his major selling point was his "purty mouth".

I'm not trying to say that West Virginians are backwards, but these people still think that an I-Pod is a new offering from Burpee's seed catalog.

To them, a hybrid automobile is one that runs on either diesel or rendered chicken fat.

If you tell a West Virginian you pinged a server, he'll ask you why you took your gun to a tennis match.

Hey, I'm not trying to call them backwards or anything, I'm just saying...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

:O

OMG.

Woh erad uoy ltusni tsew snainigriv! Uoy kcus.

I swear, that's how they talk. Recent polls say...

um,

well,

yeah.

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Buddabingbadingning

I made Huckabee

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I <3 Huckabees

Shyah... more like Suckabee. (snort!)

I think that effectively undermines his entire campaign platform. Chuck Norris not withstanding.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

His son is accused of hanging a dog while at a boy scout camp. that's fucked up. I'm also sure its old news but I don't get out much...

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Kill Whitey.

Where is your god now, Huckabee!
Where is your god now!?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He's hanging a dog.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Zaster Where is your god now, Huckabee! Where is your god now!?[/quote]He's too busy denying ever talking to Dubya to hang out with the Huckster anymore.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I, McCain, a doubter, luxeriate in a window seat, while you, aging with age, get older yet in that disgrace of an aisle seat! 

Where is your God now, Huckabee?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

LuckyGuess

[Click to view comic: 'Spooge of People Who Will Never Be President']

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"Old" is the old new.

AngryAmerican

Oh my fucking God.

Huckabee's last name makes it sound like he's a hick, and then his son hangs a dog?

Where the fuck is Huckabee's Lord he says he believes in?

WTF?

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Buddabingbadingning