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Way to linkjack.

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Poop.

I tried hold my computer screen up to the mirror to see if I could read the image.  I got nothing

Fook, sorry. Damn Russies.

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Fook, sorry.  Damned Ruskies.  Trying again:

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I wanted teh intra'duce mah wife to a goalie. Like him, she changes her pads after every three periods.

Rhonda shows us her tits.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

At the reunion of horror movie villains, it was clear that years of hard living had taken their toll on Jason Voorhees, George Lutz, and the girl from "The Ring."

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Crystal lake, Crystal Meth, same thing really.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

A hockey mask was the most toilet-looking wearable item Dick could find for his gas-station restroom costume.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Hills Have Eyes 3: Coyote Ugly

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

This is all that remains of Uncle Kracker's fan club.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Bubba was a bisexual bigamist fishing a very small pool.

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