I rewrote this comic several times and still managed to leave out the speech impediment part...

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthdy ftc and smamurai! (E/I)']

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

In addition, you both share a birthday with my neice, who is super cute and turning five!

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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday, happy birthday,

Your test results are disturbing.

Signed,

Dr. Hyman Laufer, M.D.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday Ray Ray.

You too smam.

My grandma knitted me a comic just like that this year Birthday Thread. There's nothing like a hand-made gift to make you say "Fuck, no receipt."

Happy Birthday ftc and if memory serves me, Bruce Willis? 

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.