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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The battle for Middle Earth has begun

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

This afternoon's weather forecast: Partially scattered hentai.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Thanks to new photographic technology, now you can see the ghosts of your ancestors watching as you shag some ho in the back of your car.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Why God invented the Pellet Gun

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

This evening's forecast: Increased chance of tentacle rape as the temperature drops.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

at the heart of the alien horde's invasion plan was a series of strategically placed staring contests

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what if nigger meant kite

the alien invasion froze in its tracks when it saw those shoes with that skirt

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what if nigger meant kite

Thanks to the Church Of Scientology, Richard Simmons was finally able to release all his Thetans.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Now witness the conception of the Universe.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Next of Fox: When God's Sperm Attacks! Stay Tuned!

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Kill Whitey.

Ichi! Quick! Call for Gamera, friend of all children! He will know how to handle flying octopi!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.