hiya

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

i could totally kick that cats ass.

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Kill Whitey.

Joe had to punt his cat across the room seven or eight times before he got a shot that made it look like it was practicing kung-fu. But it was totally worth it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Bitsy learned this afternoon she could perform telekinesis by looking at things... and now was just waiting for that bastard human to get home to settle some scores.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

the cat underneath him, is a fucking pervert!

"What's happening, Morpheus?"

"Mittens is finally starting to believe that he's The One."

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Laser Kitty is lukin at ur harblz.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Latest screenshot from the 'B' Grade independant movie "Demon Ninja Cats from the Bowels of Hell"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I love it when the strobe camera captures that precise moment after the bullet has entered the target, but before it has exited.

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Kill Whitey.

Living proof that cat's can jump four feet straight up.  Six if you catch them right...