"Now this device is most interesting. Using an all-electrical technique to populate and control a single-photon emitting state we filter-out dephasing by Stark-shifting the emission energy on timescales below the dephasing time of the state. The fact that it, uh, resembles a dildo machine is a, erm, regrettable coincidence."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The combination toaster/vibrator was not a big hit outside of Japan.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"I came up with the idea whilst watching Requiem for a Dream..."

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I has a flavor!

cockachu, i choose you!

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what if nigger meant kite

Proof that even /b/tards can be replaced by a machine.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Fuck the Wii!  The Sega Master System has some hot peripherals too!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"Well, they may LOOK like dildos to you, but they're actually handles, you fucking asshole!"

Whoa, Ichiko, awesome Flux Capacit-Her!

The FCUK 2000.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You wanted force-feedback, I give you force-feedback. Push the Play button and take it all, bitch!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.