You know you love 'em and you know you love to wear 'em, so why not design 'em?  You know what I'm talking about:  Ironic tees.  The kind that proudly display:

• Logos of crappy 70's bands you never listen to
• Images from crappy 80's movies you'd never watch
• Slogans of a blatantly sexual and oddly absurd nature ("I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.")

And of course

• Monkeys in robot suits OR
• Robots in monkey suits

So to help you unleash your inner corporate record store merchandising art director I've provided this handy-dandy template for you to work with.  As a bonus the tee-shirt model is our very own Kajun "I've got a rajun' boner" Firefly.

So copy, paste, and get to it (no cumming on Kajun's face, please).

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

To help get things started, here's a couple of examples:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This one sucks, but I think it sums up 95% of the shirts out there.

And then there's the nontraditional:

Now I can add "gay internet model" to my CV.

Oh wait, it's already on there.

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Dad was flammable

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I made one as well...

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[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/slotatabb.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/BaghdadBob.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/tednipples.jpg[/IMG]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Poo perhaps?

matclarke

I'd buy this

You can.  I've been seenig those shirts on people for ten years.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

10 years?! Oh really, maybe five but ten come on. I'm gonna need some type of empirical evidence to substantiate your claim.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

well ok then, that's looks like that type of irrefutable evidence I need to support your claim.

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I've hardly aged at all in the last 10 years!

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Dad was flammable

I'd get botox to take care of those pixels though.

At the very least a good vanishing cream.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Here's my entry until photobukket deletes it.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

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Please replace the handset, and try again.