Now THAT'S a fireworks show I'd pay to see.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Burning cunt?  Try Vagisil.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought I'd seen clean pussies before, but this one was sparkling.

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I has a flavor!

Your name in lights.

A gathering of fans for Queef. 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

remember, remember CUNT

Oh crap.  The dyslexics are doing YMCA again.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And a full 13 seconds later , the C4 exploded and ended the lives of these unfunny pricks.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Dyslexia suddenly struck the Northern United Cheerleading Team during the Courtney Love charity benefit. The irony was not lost.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.