Okay.  In the spirit of the last contest, this World's Worst comic will be all about bad timing.  The worst time to, for example, tell your girlfriend you have AIDS.  Or pull a parachute ripcord.  Or ressurrect one of the least amusing forms of comic contest.

Judging will be around June 3, 2011.

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst Time To:']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Worst Time to Get Sick']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: The Final Frontier']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Worst Time For The Drugs To Kick In']

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Unfortunately Timed Flatulence']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Worst Time To Get The Hiccups']

Ok second worst time... 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Worst Times for Pickup Lines']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1859']

[Click to view comic: 'WW #56: The world's worst time...']

Thank God I'm a country boy from near Enumclaw...  (seriously, Google "Enumclaw bestiality" 'n see) 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'Whoops! [WW# 56]']

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Time To... [WW# 56]']

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

Oh, man.  At 3 years early, this is officially the most efficiently judged contest ever.  Unfortunately, it's a TIE!

These two comics were too great to choose between:

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst Time To:']

[Click to view comic: 'WW56: Worst Time To Get The Hiccups']

So I've decided that since this contest is about timing, whoever posts in this thread first (Shaneo39 or Hatrix) is the winner of the contest.

Go!

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"Old" is the old new.

Does this mean I win?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hoorah for zoidberg? Hellooo? Is this thing on? :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

That's how I read it. Congratulations, Zoidberg... I mean, Hatrix!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Thanks !

Ok I'm going to go ahead with the next contest and if it turns out I'm incorrect in my assumption you can spank me later.

Give me a bit to think about the theme and then we'll get this show on the road.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I have a sure winner.  Funniest comic I ever wrote.

Oh fuck.

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