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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

JubJub realized he wasn't the favorite when he found out the boob his brother was sucking on actually had milk in it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

All the elements of monkey-kiddy-porn.

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obscenity filter is off

Dear Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon,

The Bangladesh Drive Thru Maternity Hospital regrets to inform you of an error that occured during your last....

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

i'm third in line, just out of the shot

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what if nigger meant kite

From behind the woman from next door stepd up and shouted, "Hey!  What are you doing with my baby!?  And my monkey!?"

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

And for the next 8 hours, all three of them will be taking tech support calls ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Try as she might, she could never grasp the concept of "a monkey on your back."

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I has a flavor!

"Lady Madonna, children at your breast, wonder how you manage to feed the rest..."  Oh, same way.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

That monkey better tip her.

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Kill Whitey.

"No, I have not yet decided as to which one I'm keeping, and which one I'm adopting out..."

"No, I have not yet decided as to which one I'm going to keep, and which when I'm go to sell off for animal experimentation..."

"Take your pick.  Twenty dollah."

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

That's weird; you don't usually see a monkey feeding two little baby monkeys at the same time.

*oh no. looks like i forgots which one is mine again??? don't tell anybody...i fear, the stones and for safety!*

*thoughbubble*

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dome

Actually turned on by an Indian chick? First time for everything.

WTFOMGLOLLMAO

great

QED QED QED

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This... Is... PASTA!!!