Why are most of the comic comments wrong?

For example:

[Click to view comic: 'No No... After You']

 

That comic is about 10 months old and the comment dates range from 11-26 months ago

The dates on some of those comments are probably incorrect.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Translate them into base 6 and the dates work out perfectly.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

what's base 6 cuz I'm havin trouble with this too

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll