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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The note she left only said "I have water in my ears. BRB."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Latifah Shantay accidentally got mixed in with the whites and came out a little faded

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what if nigger meant kite

And next on American Top 40, we're going to answer the question "whatever happened to Poe?"

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I has a flavor!

You're taking this safe-sex thing too far.  Your dick is not gonna feel anything through this glass...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

 The White Girl from the Ring Is Stuck in My toilet

Goatse.cx: The Movie!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

You can't wash ghetto out. Its permanent.

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Kill Whitey.

Want to have an abortion AND wash your dirty clothes?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

IN CASE OF HORNY, BREAK GLASS

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"You don't think bald is hot? I'll show you just how hot I can be!"

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

"THE TIME IS SIX MINUTES PAST THREE, THANKYOU"

Rolex and Hugh Hefner: Stronger together.

The spin cycle on this baby is a real bitch.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.